Koala_The smoking

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint

when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, Hey Koala!
What are you doing?

The koala said, Smoking a joint, come up and have some.

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a joint. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was dry and that he was going to get a drink from the lake.

The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the lake.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side.. Then he asked the little lizard, What s the matter with you?

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the lake while taking a drink...

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the bush, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,

Hey you!

So the koala looked down at him and said,

Shiiittt, dude...
How much water did you drink?

P.S. I have it on good authority, there are no crocodiles on Raymond Island!