when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, Hey Koala! What are you doing?
The koala said, Smoking a joint, come up and have some.
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a joint. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was dry and that he was going to get a drink from the lake.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the lake. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side.. Then he asked the little lizard, What s the matter with you?
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the lake while taking a drink...
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the bush, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
So the koala looked down at him and said,
Shiiittt, dude... How much water did you drink?
P.S. I have it on good authority, there are no crocodiles on Raymond Island!
Our thanks go to Rhondda and John FISHER for this delightful story and great photos